Swarthmore 101
Hello, freshmen! Welcome to Swarthmore. Seeing your fresh faces makes me feel nostalgic for those days in August three years ago when everything seemed possible. The feeling is quickly squashed by the memories of cold, dark, McCabe-basement filled days that followed all too quickly, but never mind that! Allow me to offer you my entirely non-comprehensive (and possibly entirely misguided) guide to navigating your way at Swat. We include our favorite spots to work, study, and play as well as a glossary to get you acquainted with Swat lingo. Good luck! (This class does not fulfill your writing requirement.) More
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Screw Blues
It's that time of year. Love and awkwardness are in the air. No, not Valentine's Day, Screw! This week's column is dedicated to all of those nervous nellies out there. Get my advice here so you don't end up totally screwed (and not in the good way)! More
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Critical Theory Catastrophes & Luv From Afar
Dear Duke of Swarthmore: So today in my Analysis of Queer Pacific Islander Literature of the 19th Century seminar, someone projected their conception of the self onto my self, but to me their own self signifies the other, so like, if the other projects a concept onto the self who serves to function to the other's self as the other ... More
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Hiding in Sharples and Seeking in Paces
Looking for a shot at love in Paces (or perhaps a double shot - thanks Ikki twins)? Trying desperately to use all your meals while simultaneously avoiding someone in Sharples? Click here and make all your dreams come true! More
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Misery Poker Blues, Deer Dilemmas, and Parrish Parlour Etiquette
Will losing Misery Poker all the time help you win eventually? Dead deer bringing you down? Looking for a musical muse? Ease your worries and extinguish your burning questions here! More