Today: Rain Showers Likely. High of 50.

So, the sending editor forgot to do a weather joke--unsurprisingly, he's the one who hates it.

Tonight: Slight Chance Rain Showers. Low of 34.

Then again, does anyone even read the weather joke? Does the weather joke... matter?

Tomorrow: Partly Cloudy. High of 47.

... Can anyone hear me out there? Hello? Hello?

Lunch: Soups:chicken peanut, mushroom barley(v), Entrees:open face turkey ham, sweet potato fries, pasta w/ walnuts & peas(v), open face veggie sandwich, vegetable blend, company cabbage*new, falafel bar, brownies

Dinner: Dining Services Green March Meal... Soups: Mushroom Barley, Miso, Salad Bar: Cucumber Sushi Salad, Edamame Hummus, Main Line: Vegetable Lasagna. Vegan:no met balls". Beef Meat balls. Cheese Filled Breadsticks, Coconut Corn & Lime Cilantro(student recipe), Vegetarian & Bar Lines: Indian Harvest Rice Grain Blend(quinoa & kamut), Tofu Satay(student recipe),Orange Glazed Tempeh(students recipe), Bens' Buzzin Black Beans, Local Pesto Potatoes, Fresh Green Beans with Almonds, Grill: Cheesesteaks, burgers, hot dogs , Desserts: Vegan & Regular Carrot Cake, Vegan Cupcakes, Local Apple Cider, Local & Organic Sprouts, Organic Popcorn with Pecans, Almonds & Craisins, Local & Organic Sprouts, Apples, Mushrooms & Tofu... Enjoy!