Category: Standard Deviations

Sex Sex Sex Masturbation Sex By M on 04-23 at 10:29 pm

I was originally going to title this week's column “In Defense of Straight Men” and write about the ways in which misogyny, homophobia, and sex negativity damage the straight men [...]

M: A Rebuttal By M on 04-04 at 12:04 am

The Daily Gazette received the following message in response to my last column:
As a Swarthmore student's parent, I think that your sophomoric column today about masturbating that was obviously written [...]

Masturbatory Mishaps By M on 03-20 at 10:01 am

So far in writing this column I haven't explicitly gendered myself. Let's try a little experiment. If I told you:

I love porn
I love it in the butt
I ejaculate regularly

What gender [...]

Open letter to Margaret Cho By M on 02-27 at 10:55 pm

Dear Margaret,
I have never felt as loved, as directly spoken to, or as empowered by any other performer at Swarthmore as I did by you last night. You said queer [...]

The Lube Lad/y By M on 02-14 at 1:25 am

At the risk of being labeled the Lube Lad/y, I want to respond directly to the reader who left the following post:
Just don't get a yeast infection… I'm actually getting [...]

Things I Hate to Hear People Say About Sex By M on 01-30 at 11:53 pm

1. Sex is healthy.
Is that really the point? Spinach is healthy, sex is fun. Yes, there are about a hundred and one studies that describe the various health benefits of [...]