You know that group interest meeting we went to? Would you mind if I told you I went because I was interested in you?
—of course I came here for the activism
I really like
the top floor of Cornell.
I think you do too.
We should talk about it sometime.
You were in McCabe,
relaxed at a first floor computer. Black and white striped sweater. Printing. Printing. Printing. I got a few extra cups of coffee just so I could walk by and smile.
A red-haired beauty
lives across the hall from me.
Name rhymes with “shaggy tree.”
—One syllable extra never hurt a haiku…?
I haven’t seen you on campus much this semester. You should think about taking more history classes. Maybe HIST 037.
Am I the only one who still doesn’t know who all those pirates were a few missed connections ago?
—Can I Please Get the Memo?
saw you in fi sci you looked pretty good
me at salad bar. you wanted mushrooms. for you, I didn’t mind.
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