Swarthmore Introduces New Sport

Swarthmore decided to add a new sport to its athletics roster at the past weekend's Board of Managers meeting. In order to truly inspire track runners and to utilize the school's abundant wildlife and plentiful natural resources, the Athletics department plans to light the Crum on fire and have killer squirrels hunt varsity athletes across campus.


#1: 4/1/2008 at 8:36 a.m.
Uproarious issue!
Eciruam
— Maurice | Unregistered, Non-Swarthmore
#2: 4/1/2008 at 4:35 p.m.
Walker is so hot right now.
— cody | Unregistered, Swarthmore
#3: 4/1/2008 at 5:40 p.m.
she's on fire!!!!
— katie | Unregistered, Swarthmore
#4: 4/1/2008 at 6:15 p.m.
Swat's Hot!
Get Some Walker!
— Riley | Unregistered, Swarthmore